Monday, February 26, 2007
Strom Thurman was a career politician, a strong supporter of segregation and a racist. Reverend Al is shocked by these revelations and seeks a DNA test to see if there are any genenic links between his family and Strom Thurman’s. Although there is no evidence to this notion, based on the culture of slavery (Mass poppin off with his favorite Wench) DNA ties are extremely possible.
Footnote : I caught Reverend Al over the weekend, and homeboy sounded like his Momma just died. Trembling, cough, voice all scratchy, like he’d been crying all night. Come on, how can you really be shocked that a racist came from a family that owned slaves!!!
Thursday, February 22, 2007
Sunday, February 18, 2007
One of my really good friends in college was visiting in the area, and asked me to hang-out. Of course I was down, until she said I needed to drive to Newark to see her. Newark is the murder capital of the Tri-State area, and S.K. loves her life. It took my friend Sandy and her friend DeeDee half an hour to convince me that I would NOT die. So I meet up with my Sandy at DeeDee house, and well we catch up and things get a little foggy after that. :o)
After the pre-party, Sandy, Deedee and DeeDee's friend Jay and myself were ready to hit the club. The club is a lesbian club and I am the only straight female in the group. Hey we only live once! We get to the club, everything is cool. I'm having a good time. (FYI - fogg+alcohol+music= S.K. is having a ball!!) Back to the story. We go to the second floor of the club and out of nowhere, I'm seeing mad DUDES!!! Real pretty nuccas. So now I'm wondering what's going on. I ask Sandy,"Why are there boys here?" Sandy looks at me confused, "Where you see a boy at in here? Point him out." I'm thinking is she serious. There's guys EVERYWHERE!! Then Sandy gives me the you-poor-silly-girl-face. "S.K. those aren't boy." Now I'm playing detective, and I realize that 40% of the girls in this club are dressed like thugged out boys. Jay takes this opportunity to laugh at me because as she put it, "You thought you had your pick. Nope not tonight." I had to laugh at my damn self for that one.
But anyway, I had so much fun. I learn a new song. Forgive me my memory's foggy but I believe the lyrics were - throw that p***y in his face/throw that p***y on him. There was a Big Booty Hoes contest. The DJ wanted a do over, because the chick that won had no ass. Oohooh there was a fight. A lipstick caught her "man" dancing with someone else. They fought all the way to the parking lot. They played Ciara's "Promise"-no lie, 7x in a row!! I had no idea that was an anthem. And S.K. got to chill with one of her best friends.
Wednesday, February 14, 2007
I promise a very nice "gift" for the funniest caption.
Saturday, February 10, 2007
"Take a Bow" is my all time favorite Madonna Song, and her Album (as in the whole CD) Bedtime Stories is Classic in my house. This video is classy but sexy as hell.
Yeah, let's just ignore the whole baby David thing. M'Kay.
edit: Youtube has PMS and the video is down
Wednesday, February 07, 2007
OOHHHHH this is sooo romantic, and they say the spirit of Valentine's Day is dead. I bet they were having caught having an affair, her rich husband threatened to kill her lover, and he was poor but with a hot body. And in the end they decided they'd rather die together than live apart.
and yes I do watch soaps.
Tuesday, February 06, 2007
Thursday, February 01, 2007
I guess Donald Trump would rather have a coked up white girl represent America than a beautiful, intelligent, classy and drug free Black woman. Yes, the first runner up to Miss USA is a black woman named Tamiko Nash who needs to be given the title and the chance to represent something positive!!!