Friday, June 29, 2007

News: Black Dog Syndrome

Discriminating Against Dogs: 'Black Dog Syndrome'
Shelters Nationwide Overcrowded With Black Dogs
Many loving pooches in need of good homes nationwide are being overlooked and underadopted at area shelters, and they all share one thing in common: the color of their fur.It's a phenomenon called "black dog syndrome" and it has pet advocates worried.
David Cuccia, a local artist, is a softie when it comes to dogs. They hang around his art studio and are commonly featured in his artwork. His best friend, Jasmine, is lucky to be alive. When he went looking for a dog at the pound, he was told that because so many people are afraid of large, black dogs, those dogs are more likely to be left in shelters than other animals."She said the black dogs have a real stigma," Cuccia said. source
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Damn you know things are messed up when Black dogs are dealing racism. And the sad things this is a real issue. I googled Black Dog Syndrome and was shocked by how many articles there were. But if I weren't totally disgusted by the idea of picking up dog shyt on a regular basis, I would do right thing and adopt a chocolate canine.

Thursday, June 28, 2007

ParisHilton on LarryKing

Review : Paris on Live w/ Larry King

Sorry dear reader but I'm caught up in the hype *shrugs*
After spending 29 days in jail Paris has her first interview with Larry King and I plan to criticize as much of it as possible. :o)
-First off she took her blue contacts out (brown eyes make one smart and classy who knew) and I think she taped her wonky eye in place.
-Her quoting "Do your time, don't let the time do you." LOL the last time I heard that a "friend" was going to jail for 5 yrs for a gun charge.... What like you don't know people like that.
-Oh and Claustrophobia was her medical condition. YEA RIGHT!!! Try with drawl from Coke!!
- OK she went to MTV Awards to distract the media from her going to jail. I guess that worked since there aren't any pics of you going to jail the 1st time. But hearing Sarah Silverman say you'd suck a prison bar the same way you would a D is classic and I bet your ass wish you stayed home. hahaha
- Paris said she knows there's a man out there for her that will ignore her past and love her regard less. *side-eye * bwhahahahahaha I really don't think I should be laughing this much.
- Paris says she NEVER did drugs *rolls eyes* Just her some of her friends do drugs.
-btw, her church lady dress is killing me right now.
-Larry King is a tool.
-Paris says she spiritual, read the bible everyday in jail and went to Catholic school (explains sooo much). But when Larry asked what her favorite Bible passage was she said, "umm?....I don't have a favorite. I just read."
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Hopefully that'll be the end.....
yea right!!!

Friday, June 15, 2007

News : Eating Nuts are Good 4 U

*there will be no pic for this post

Woman jailed for testicle attack

A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard. She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."
The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term but "open
relationship" with Monti towards the end of May last year. The pair remained on
good terms and on 30 May she picked him up from a party in Crosby and went back
for drinks with friends at Mr Jones's house. An argument ensued and Mr Jones
said there was a struggle between them. In his statement, Mr Jones said she
grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard". He added: "That caused my underpants to
come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."
The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's testicle
into her mouth and try to swallow it. She choked and spat it back into her hand
before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones. Doctors were unable
to re-attach the organ.
In a letter to the court, Monti said she was sorry for what she
had done. She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and
the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way
a violent person."
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LMAO....Sorry men I don't mean to laugh but this is hella funny to me. "That's yours".... How drunk does on have to be to let all this craziness go down?... So the moral of this story is if a drunk woman wants the D, give her the D.

Sunday, June 10, 2007

Mos Def - Ms Fat Booty

*When in doubt about what to post - Hit Up YouTubE!!!*

Black in Both Sides is one of those "real Hip Hop" Albums people keep saying we need more of. Yeah I know he's still talking about booty - but he didn't in a classy way.

Sunday, June 03, 2007

It's only June 3rd, and all ready George Bush has done more for the world than you. Bushy has declared June to be Caribbean-American Heritage Month. Yeah I don't know why either but as a Jamaican I'm mildly interested and curious to know why my nation didn't get its own week - but I digress. This is Bushy Proclamation:

NOW, THEREFORE, I, GEORGE W. BUSH, President of the United States of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and laws of the United States, do hereby proclaim June 2007 as Caribbean-American Heritage Month. I encourage all Americans to learn more about the history and culture of Caribbean Americans and their contributions to our Nation. Source

I kid you not this is shortest proclamation I've EVER READ!!. When they made it Yankee Day in NYC that mess was 3times longer than this. So now I must bring my question to you dear reader.
George W. Bush declare June to be Caribbean Heritage Month because:
a.) of his great love of Caribbean people, culture and rum.
b.) f*** up his legacy as president so badly that he's grabbing at straws for anything good.
c.) Sending Colin Powell Front row tickets AND backstage pass to see Beyonce wasn't enough to save their friendship.
d.) Bush is just as confused and surprised by this as you are.

Friday, June 01, 2007

Rosie..Umm You've Been PhotoShopped

I received this lovely photo of Rosie via e-mail. And it made laugh hard as hell!!! Rosie you have been done Dirrty! Hahaha