News: Rev Al Wants DNA Test

Black Activist Rev. Al Sharpton wants a DNA test to find out who his daddy iz. Recently Reverend Al was approached by Ancestry.com, and asked if he would like them to trace his family history. Reverend Al accepted the offer believing it would be great opportunity to learn about is personal history. Expectedly slavery was found in Al’s background, but the shock of Al life came when he found out who owned his family - a relative of Strom Thurman.
Strom Thurman was a career politician, a strong supporter of segregation and a racist. Reverend Al is shocked by these revelations and seeks a DNA test to see if there are any genenic links between his family and Strom Thurman’s. Although there is no evidence to this notion, based on the culture of slavery (Mass poppin off with his favorite Wench) DNA ties are extremely possible.

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Footnote : I caught Reverend Al over the weekend, and homeboy sounded like his Momma just died. Trembling, cough, voice all scratchy, like he’d been crying all night. Come on, how can you really be shocked that a racist came from a family that owned slaves!!!