Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Music: MTV's Hottest Rapper's

The kind people over at MTV have come up with a list of the "Hottest MC's in the Game". *chuckles* By the "Game" I'm guessing they mean the last 2 yrs. I'm still trying to figure out what their grading but here's the list, and of course my smart ass comments :o)
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10. Jim Jones - ok so we're off to a terrible start. Are they serious? Jim Jones can't rap. Period. He says himself that he can't rap. He says he's a "entertainer." The hottest thing Jimmy ever did was "Ballin" and that jumpshot thing - so WTF happened here??
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9. Common - I'm disgusted I can't believe he's #9....Ok wait... I got distracted. I was thinking about my list of rappers who could get it. Yeah he can stay at 9.
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8. 50 Cent - hmm this just doesn't seem right. *shrugs* oh well
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7. Jay-Z - bwhahahaha Jay was being a shady bytch to every other rapper on Def Jam and he still couldn't get higher than 7??? ROTFLMAO!!!!
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6. Young Jeezy - You should have Jimmy's spot, and he should be re-taking the Hygiene Class he missed in High School. You 2nd album was weak like Al Reynold's wrist. Yeah I said it.

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off topic: I really not ok with black people were red Monkey Jeans, and paying major $$$$ for them.
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5. Kanye West - I'm Ok with this.
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4. Andre 3000 - Good pick - but what about Big Boi. In my head they are still joined at the hip.
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3. Game - I never get what people find interesting in his "talent"
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2. T.I. - Lollipop Guild Stand Up!!!
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1. Lil Wayne - Yeah, he's hot out there. No jokes here.
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My personal Honorable mention:
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Kim Kardashian - the girl can rap her mouth around a D.....ok ok I'll be good.
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T-Pain - His last album had a lot of hot club song. And there's no-one out there that can convince me that he ass is a singer, thus he's a rapper.

Monday, July 23, 2007

J. Holiday - Bed

I've been waiting for the video to come out for this J Holiday song "Bed"
....*sigh* he's such a cutie.

Check out the video and tell me what you think.

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Eww Yuck Boobies

Bwhahahaha.... as if have back tittays were enought there not even perky!!!


Sunday, July 15, 2007

News: Iraqi's PM wants US 2 Leave

I have a question:
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Lets say you had a friend going through really tough times. And you were trying your best to help them get there life together. So much so that your home situation is now having problem. Ok, so one day while at your friends house trying to raise their spirits, they turn to you and say, "You know what? You've been here long enough and your making things worse. You can leave now. But before you leave give me that six pack of cervezas and the money you were going to spend to take me to the club - just give me the cash and bounce."
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I know what I would do. Take my ish and go home!!
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BAGHDAD - Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki said Saturday that the Iraqi army and police are capable of keeping security in the country and American troops can leave “any time they want,” though he acknowledged the forces need further weapons and training.
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So you need US intellgence, weapons and (real talk) money - but you want our troops out of Iraq? Okaaay then. *scratches head*
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Al-Maliki said difficulty in enacting the measures [to regain stability] was “natural” given Iraq’s turmoil. But one of his top aides, Hassan al-Suneid, rankled at the assessment, saying the U.S. was treating Iraq like “an experiment in an American laboratory.” He sharply criticised the U.S. military, saying it was committing human rights violations, embarassing the Iraqi government with its tactics and cooperating with “gangs of killers” in its campaign against al-Qaida in Iraq. source
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*sighs* Without getting too deep into politics. Leaving Iraq right now, to me is an easy call. No-One want the US there, and it seems that were doing more harm that good in every aspect of this war. When government officals in Iraq start crying "human rights violations" it can only be down hill from there.
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.....I realize G.W. Bush is trying to ride this war out until the end of his presidency but I truly don't believe his legacy is worth all the damaged cause. Oh and you know Bin "Diddy of the Middle East" Laden just released another video right? But he's not our major concern.

Sunday, July 01, 2007

My Life: MySpace & Friends


I'm not a big fan of MySpace or these others "friend" sites and here are my reason:
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1.) I'm a paranoid Jamaican & listing my friends with photos, locations, ranking etc. on a well organized site for the CIA sounds dumb!!!
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2.) I don't like random people trying to "holla" at me in real life but an on-line "holla" should be different?
.......oh and if you motivations to holla at me are:
.......you did a zip code search and I'm within 5 miles of you or
.......you find the pics of me crossed eyed drunk with girls sexy
Keep it moving - For Real
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3.) Hello MySpace created a whole new type of hoe!!! MySpace Jump Off!!! Are you serious??!!
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4.) Most of my really close friends are the kind of people to say, "why didn't you tell me that you sent me an e-mail? I would have checked it." So keeping up with FaceBook is a major reach.
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5.) If as my friend you need to be ranked 1-8. . . . . yeah we can't be friends No Mo'.
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6.) If we had beef in school and you just so happened to come across my profile - just keep going. Cause a friend request won't stop me from being a petty ass bytch who remembers why you pissed me off in the first place.
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7.) And if we were really supposed to be friends I'd run into you at the bar or while shopping.
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8.) These friends sites created a whole new kind of dating stupidity. I'll give quote as examples:
"I saw pics of you and him/her. And don't even lie because you just got that tattoo!!!"
"Why is -ex's name- leaving you last night was great comments??!!"
...you see where this was going.
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9.) Beyonce is not you friend!!! Shyt she's not even Kelly's friend.
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10.) I worked very hard all my life to give off the aura of a stuck-up bytch, and I'm not give that up for Tom!!
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......but these are just my opinions. I'll still lurk on your pages. :oP