Thursday, December 21, 2006

The Door Test

I love the movie a Bronx Tale for several reasons- It’s a gangsta movie, Robert DiNero, the Door Test scene and a Black woman as the beautiful love interest.
During my early years of dating, I would always unlock the guy’s door, because of this movie. Flash forward 2006, everyone’s cars has remote locks. So what I’m supposed to do now? Sometimes it’s the simplest thing that can make a person “the one”. I know it is with me. So what is that subtle gesture now that stands out when dating?

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

CoCo does Smooth

I get that Coco is a lot of Blackman's ideal Snowflake. I can see exactly why Ice T made Coco his wife. But the question I need answered is ....Does Coco look sexy on the Cover of smooth? The way her ass looks is gross!!! Are those butt implants or something? WTF?

And since I'm not a hater, I would like to compliment Coco on her proper form for a backshot. :)

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Christmas Ether??

I Need Advice
I’m sitting on the floor trying to make a box so that I can put my brother’s Christmas present in the mail early in the morning. Hoping that he will get the package before Christmas. And honestly I’m feeling a little sad. My mom’s in Jamaica (I didn’t want to go) and my brother is in Florida. So I’m spending my Christmas in New York, without my immediate family. It’s about 3:52 am while I’m tapping the gift box together that the light bulb goes off in my head. “No, this MuthaFatha didn’t.”
My brother gives our mother and me this sad story about being broke and how he can’t afford to get us any Christmas presents this year. So as I’m wrapping up his present and I remember that he tells me “Quianna, got her MP3 play already. And she loves it.” Quianna is not his wife, wifey or girlfriend. She is just a woman he is really cool with. Mentally and spiritually he says she’s a good woman, but she’s too fat for him. Ummhmm. Ok me aside, how is it that you have money to give your friend a gift but not your own mother? I really think I’m beyond pissed. And I want to say something but I really don’t wan the headache. What should I do?

News: Luckiest Man in England

Stephen Tame a 29-year-old man from England injured himself at work and sued for damages. He had a terrible fall at work and was in a coma for two months. When he came out of the coma, this devoted family man became a sexaholic. He started going to prostitutes and watching porn. Tame sued his former employer for damages, because his new sex addiction ruined his marriage. Tame won $5.89 million in damages.
Lets take a moment to let this marinate. Stephen Tame was paid $5.89 million dollars and got to cheat on his wife.


Music: Young Jeezy "The Inspiration"

Young Jeezy – “The Inspiration”

Jeezy’s first CD is a hood classic in my book, his sophomore CD – not so much. He stuck to the formula of the first CD a bit too much. The Inspiration doesn’t have the same energy as Thug Motivation 101. This CD doesn’t even get interesting until the 4th track. A couple songs stand out. "Go Getta" ft. R. Kelly but only because I was shocked the Mr. CEO, Jay-z, allowed R. Kelly any airtime. "The Realest" and "Bury Me A G" – I liked a lot. Also Keyshia Cole does the damn thing on "Dreaming".

Overall: Pick out the song you like and download them.

Sunday, December 17, 2006

Justin Timberlake on SNL

I saw this last night on Saturday Night Live. This is a future classic moment. This song is hella fun, and it kinda makes me want a D*** a Box for Christmas.

Umm, No, I'll take diamonds. Hahaha

Drunken Man

Thanks to Freshley Snipes I am mildly obsessed with a rapper by the name of RehDogg. His fragile grasp of the English language brings me no ends of joy. (At first I thought he was rapping in Nigerian.)
Drunken Man is one of my favorite RehDogg video. Drunken Man is about a man who drinks to easy the pain after the death of his grandmother (I know she would be soo proud.) But I really have comments about this video:
1.) Why is this man allowed to have weapons?
2.) Video hoes need to get some kind of standards committee.

50 Cent is Multitalented???

When I first saw this piece of PhotoShop magic, I laughed myself silly. And I don't know what going on with Fiddy's left hand^^^. Photoshop got lazy tendencies.

Thursday, December 14, 2006

Baby Kravitz

There is a special place in my heart for the daugher of Lisa Bonnet and Lenny Kravitz, Zoe. Here are some scans of her in Jalouse French fashion magazine. And she turned 18 on December 1st, so guys it's ok to look.

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Do I really need to say anything. This is HILARIOUS!!

Thursday, December 07, 2006

Puff Puff Pass

I'm really not surprised that someone one caught Diddy smoking a little greenage in Toronto, the thing about the photo that amused is the way he's looking at it.

Diddy "Damn that's some good shit."

Source: Celeb Stoner

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Quote : I thought you knew!!

If I'm in public and there is a loud conversation going on - I listen. I think of it as God's way of keeping me entertained while I'm away from TV. So the other day I hear this:

Lady: Hey, How are you and Tasha doing?
Man: Good. Me and Wifey are doing good.
Lady: That's nice. You know you're better than me. I couldn't be with anybody that scandlous.
Man: What?
Lady: You know, the why Tasha said she was pregnant so you'd move her in and start paying her bills. Then she say she doesn't want the baby and asks for money for an abortion, but takes the money to go shopping. That's how she got her last man.
Man: What??!!
Lady: Oh my bad I thought you knew.

This lady knew homeboy was clueless, otherwise she wouldn't have told him the whole story. If anyone ever says "I thought you knew" that's there way for fucking up your day!!! That person has probably been waiting to fuck up your day. Wait for you to me smiling, looking happy as hell just so they can stick it to you. That lady walked away with a big ass smile, meanwhile the man is looking pathetic as all hell. Some people just ain't right.