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Woman jailed for testicle attack

A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard. She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term but "open
relationship" with Monti towards the end of May last year. The pair remained on
good terms and on 30 May she picked him up from a party in Crosby and went back
for drinks with friends at Mr Jones's house. An argument ensued and Mr Jones
said there was a struggle between them. In his statement, Mr Jones said she
grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard". He added: "That caused my underpants to
come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."

The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's testicle
into her mouth and try to swallow it. She choked and spat it back into her hand
before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones. Doctors were unable
to re-attach the organ.

In a letter to the court, Monti said she was sorry for what she
had done. She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and
the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way
a violent person."

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LMAO....Sorry men I don't mean to laugh but this is hella funny to me. "That's yours".... How drunk does on have to be to let all this craziness go down?... So the moral of this story is if a drunk woman wants the D, give her the D.