Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Rants: Pick those balls off the floor first

Do you ever have a moment of pure genius? Where you say something so profound that you must bask in your own greatness well? Well I had that moment today. *pause so that the light of humility my shine down on me* There were a few men talking about saggy tittayballs, and I could sense women tensing up, and I blessed the world with my version of truth & reality....
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...some of you men can swing those droopy ballz over your shoulders, but you
don't hear the ladies talking.

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People we need to get over the idea that people need to have a perfect body to be sexy. NO ONE is airbrushed perfect in real life. And if they are guess what? They're either going to be completely F**Ked in the head or out of your price range/totally not interested in you.

Peace & Blessing.

8 comments:

Qucifer said...

the light of humility???.... more that the shadow of my backhand about to slap your ass for that ridiculous (but true) situation being highlighted



it's especially heartbreaking when its a youngish guy just straight having a dangly ass nutsack for no discernible reason and you could if you were so inclined, use them fuckers as stress relief balls

Ebonne said...

So so true!

BlogXilla said...

LOL See that's why as Dave Chappelle said I"m getting botox in my balls!! so they'll be as smooth as eggs!!!

S.K. said...

LMAO!!! @ stress relief ballz

Girl you slay me.

jamie said...

nice blog/randomness!! haha

Markus said...

lmaoo yall really tryna smash this "double standard theory" huh?

Diggin your blog by the way.

The Bear Maiden said...

Girl, you rock.

MIA Shawn said...

I'm so glad you said something about this. I used to be at a loss for words when the fugliest guy would have the nerve to point out my ugly feet. I hate when other women criticize other women on something that effects themselves as well.