In honor of Judge Vincent Gaughan setting R. Kelly's court date for September 17, 2007, where Kelly will face 14 counts of child pornography - I have decided to write a song to celebrate. Like to hear it? Here it goes.....
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*clears throat to song*
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I used to think that I would get away
And life was nothing but an remixed song
But now I know the meaning of true love
I'm scared of Bubba’s loving arms
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If I am guilty, I can appeal it
If I just believe it, there's nothing to it
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I believe I’m Fuucked
I believe I ouuuut of luuuccck
I think about it every night and day
Spread my cheeks and get tapped away
I believe I’m sore
I see me running through that jail cell door
I believe I’m fuccked
I believe I’m fuccked
I believe I’m fuccked
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See I am on the verge of cell lock down
Sometimes silence can seem so loud
There are men here 4 life I must out run
But first I know they will piss on me, oh
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If I am guilty, I can appeal it
If I just believe it, there's nothing to it
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Ok I'm done. I can't stop laughing long enough to keep typing.
5 comments:
The chorus!!!
*dead on arrival*
I love how you didn't even have to tell us to sing it to the tune of "I Believe I Can Fly," it just flowed forth...
You think he'll get convicted, I'm not so sure myself, but whether or not he does, i just gotta say his last couple of albums have been pure trash, "zoo song" "Thoia Thong" "Happy People", who's listening to this shit?
I'd smash.
That's just awesome. Not that I think he'll get convicted (too much money--but then again he's a black man so why should he get a break?) but it's about time he got called on some shit. I love his "In the closet" stuff cuz they make me LOL, but that's a guilty pleasure. Cuz he is one sleazy dude.
Aside from your song, my favorite RKelly spoof is Dave Chapelle talking about "I wanna pee on you"...
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