Naomi Campbell will perform cleaning duties for five days, after being ordered by a Manhattan judge earlier this year to community service as punishment for throwing a cell phone at maid Ana Scolavino.Campbell has been allowed to perform her cleaning duties in private, in a bid to avoid the press. Despite being warned by sanitation boss "not to wear heels" to work, Campbell arrived at the Lower East Side building at 8am in a pair of stiletto boots, although she was also carrying a pair of work shoes. 03.19.07 NYC

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Naomi I love you for your beauty but I'll be damn if all you antics don't crack me up. WHY? WHY did you wear the Communist version of a Girl Scout Uniform??!! With the boots to match!!!

I bet her ass can't even walk in flats.

Amy Winehouse -You Know I'm No Good

Ok for the most part I’m of the opinion that 73.4% of rap music sucks – HARD!! Of course there are a few solid songs out. There’s a Ghostface joint I’m feeling and I had a vision of the girl on the chorus. A Beautiful, Buxom, Black Belle. Then I saw this video – of the girl singing the chorus. Nothing like I envisioned, so now I’m intrigued.

Who is she? Amy Winehouse a singer out of London. Her voice is so soulful it reminds me of the old school singer like Etta James. I just really appreciating her style and I wanted to share.

World's Sexiest Man!!!

I'm so jealous of the girl in the video. I wish Suge Knight would touch me like that just once. *fans self* Suge is a million ways of sexy!

Questions: Work

?Questions?

1.) Do I put the time I got here? or the time I was supposed to get here?
2.) What do I need (to take home) from the supply room?
3.) How the hell do they expect me to hold my breath and say hello?
4.) I know they don't think I'm doing all this work? WTF I look like?
5.) Does co-worker know he could soooo get it? I wonder if he could keep his mouth shut?
6.) Does co-worker know he will never get it?
7.) Why isn't it Friday? or a Payweek?
8.) Why is the Bytch talking to me?
9.) What time is it?
10.) Is putting rat poison in co-workers coffee passive aggressive?

What questions go through your head at work?

News: Slickback & Cellphone

There have been rumours that Terrance “Slickback” Howard has been dating Naomi “Cellphone Knockout” Campbel are dating. Slickback cleared up rumour in an interview with People :

"You gotta remember now, I'm still married." Howard and Lori, 35 – who have two daughters, Aubrey and Heavenly, and one son, Hunter – have been off and on since they married in 1989. "I'm still trying to get my wife back," Howard says. I'm always gonna, you know, till she puts the last nail that coffin, and I'm hoping she don't. "[She] filed for divorce but I'm still trying to campaign. My three kids are campaigning for me, too. They'll make sure that anybody who comes sniffing around gets a bloody nose."

Call me Ghetto but the idea of Naomi and one of Slickback kids fighting is giving me goose bumps.

News: Micheal Jackson

Smiling and waving to screaming fans, Michael Jackson arrived in Japan on Sunday for his second visit in recent years for a party where those paying US$3,500 a ticket get to spend 30 seconds with the pop icon. While in Tokyo, the star will also host a fan art contest for Japanese who cannot afford VIP tickets.
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My Two Cent: $3,500 for 30 seconds!!! That's $7,000 for a minute!!! That's $420,000 an hour. I need to move to Japan and start turning tricks, cause those folks are just throwing away money. I guess when you're the Kang of Pop (yes kAng) you can do stuff like that. Meanwhile I trying to get an extra $1 at the J.O.B.

News: Rev Al Wants DNA Test

Black Activist Rev. Al Sharpton wants a DNA test to find out who his daddy iz. Recently Reverend Al was approached by Ancestry.com, and asked if he would like them to trace his family history. Reverend Al accepted the offer believing it would be great opportunity to learn about is personal history. Expectedly slavery was found in Al’s background, but the shock of Al life came when he found out who owned his family - a relative of Strom Thurman.
Strom Thurman was a career politician, a strong supporter of segregation and a racist. Reverend Al is shocked by these revelations and seeks a DNA test to see if there are any genenic links between his family and Strom Thurman’s. Although there is no evidence to this notion, based on the culture of slavery (Mass poppin off with his favorite Wench) DNA ties are extremely possible.

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Footnote : I caught Reverend Al over the weekend, and homeboy sounded like his Momma just died. Trembling, cough, voice all scratchy, like he’d been crying all night. Come on, how can you really be shocked that a racist came from a family that owned slaves!!!

If I Was Your Man

I luv this Joe Song, and I been playing it on repeat for the past month.

Enjoy!!

Storytime

Hi Kids, no I 've not decided to come out the closet as a lipstick lesbian. I just want to share my weekend.
One of my really good friends in college was visiting in the area, and asked me to hang-out. Of course I was down, until she said I needed to drive to Newark to see her. Newark is the murder capital of the Tri-State area, and S.K. loves her life. It took my friend Sandy and her friend DeeDee half an hour to convince me that I would NOT die. So I meet up with my Sandy at DeeDee house, and well we catch up and things get a little foggy after that. :o)
After the pre-party, Sandy, Deedee and DeeDee's friend Jay and myself were ready to hit the club. The club is a lesbian club and I am the only straight female in the group. Hey we only live once! We get to the club, everything is cool. I'm having a good time. (FYI - fogg+alcohol+music= S.K. is having a ball!!) Back to the story. We go to the second floor of the club and out of nowhere, I'm seeing mad DUDES!!! Real pretty nuccas. So now I'm wondering what's going on. I ask Sandy,"Why are there boys here?" Sandy looks at me confused, "Where you see a boy at in here? Point him out." I'm thinking is she serious. There's guys EVERYWHERE!! Then Sandy gives me the you-poor-silly-girl-face. "S.K. those aren't boy." Now I'm playing detective, and I realize that 40% of the girls in this club are dressed like thugged out boys. Jay takes this opportunity to laugh at me because as she put it, "You thought you had your pick. Nope not tonight." I had to laugh at my damn self for that one.
But anyway, I had so much fun. I learn a new song. Forgive me my memory's foggy but I believe the lyrics were - throw that p***y in his face/throw that p***y on him. There was a Big Booty Hoes contest. The DJ wanted a do over, because the chick that won had no ass. Oohooh there was a fight. A lipstick caught her "man" dancing with someone else. They fought all the way to the parking lot. They played Ciara's "Promise"-no lie, 7x in a row!! I had no idea that was an anthem. And S.K. got to chill with one of her best friends.

Caption This: K-C & Jamie Fox

CAPTION THIS....

This picture of K-C and Jamie Fox makes me laugh everytime I look at it. I don't know which is funnier K-C's my "good eye squint" or Jaime flashing his pearl white or thr expression's of the guys in the background.

I promise a very nice "gift" for the funniest caption.

Madonna- Take a Bow

"Take a Bow" is my all time favorite Madonna Song, and her Album (as in the whole CD) Bedtime Stories is Classic in my house. This video is classy but sexy as hell.
Enjoy!!!

Yeah, let's just ignore the whole baby David thing. M'Kay.

edit: Youtube has PMS and the video is down

Quotable: Sushi

There's a gourmet grocery store by my job that sells sushi. I put a co-worker on to it, and now he eats their sushi on the regular. Anyway, he comes in with the sushi and I ask him what he got. This is the conversation...

Co Worker: Oh, I got eel and some other stuff. It's pretty good. You ever had eel?

S.K.: Yeah, but I don't like to eat it from there.

Co Worker: Why? What do you mean?

S.K.: Because I don't understand why when you get eel on a platter they cook it, but they don't cook it in the rice rolls.

Co Worker: Of course they cook it!! That do you think these people sell raw meat!!

S.K.: Are you being serious? You do know sushi is raw, right?

Coworker: Come on S.K. this is America! It's illegal to sell raw meat in America!!!

S.K.: Why are you doing this too me??!! You know what?Let me go do some work, because I'm about to fight you.

For those of you like my Coworker this is the definition of Sushi :o)

Eternal & Embrace

A pair of human skeletons lie in an eternal embrace at an Neolithic archaeological dig site near Mantova, Italy, in this photo released February 6, 2007. Archaeologists in northern Italy believe the couple was buried 5,000-6,000 years ago, their arms still wrapped around each other in a hug that has lasted millennia.

OOHHHHH this is sooo romantic, and they say the spirit of Valentine's Day is dead. I bet they were having caught having an affair, her rich husband threatened to kill her lover, and he was poor but with a hot body. And in the end they decided they'd rather die together than live apart.

and yes I do watch soaps.

'Straight Outta Compton'

Nina Gordon was kind enough to give the world her version of NWA's straight out of Compton.

Not My America

Tara Conner is Miss USA - I have major problem with this!!! She's a drunk, a coke head and a party girl (read slut). It's bad enough we have Paris Hilton running around, but I'm really not ok with have someone like this being the image of the average American woman. I know America has problems but damn!!!

I guess Donald Trump would rather have a coked up white girl represent America than a beautiful, intelligent, classy and drug free Black woman. Yes, the first runner up to Miss USA is a black woman named Tamiko Nash who needs to be given the title and the chance to represent something positive!!!